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#11 Post by Dougan »

If Yoga can keep your back straight, when you're carrying that much 'weight' at the front...it must be good!

Shouldn't give this trade secret away, but - Years ago when I worked for a dive school, one of the first things you did on a course, was to fit your customers up with kit - Being able to look at a person's phisique, and then pick a wetsuit for them first go was a knack. One school I worked for had wetsuits that zipped up at the front - so if a customer came along with the 'attributes' of the young lady above, it was not unknown to give them a wetsuit that was 1 size too small...and let them try and put it on for a while, before recomending a bigger one ;)

Obviously, this is what I saw other instructors doing, and would never do such a crass thing myself O:-)
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#12 Post by judders »

Dougan wrote:If Yoga can keep your back straight, when you're carrying that much 'weight' at the front...it must be good!

Shouldn't give this trade secret away, but - Years ago when I worked for a dive school, one of the first things you did on a course, was to fit your customers up with kit - Being able to look at a person's phisique, and then pick a wetsuit for them first go was a knack. One school I worked for had wetsuits that zipped up at the front - so if a customer came along with the 'attributes' of the young lady above, it was not unknown to give them a wetsuit that was 1 size too small...and let them try and put it on for a while, before recomending a bigger one ;)

Obviously, this is what I saw other instructors doing, and would never do such a crass thing myself O:-)
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#13 Post by Chuck »

Dougan :lol: :lol: :lol: Nowt to beat a front fastening wet suit....a size too small at that..
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#14 Post by Dougan »

Judders - If only we (I mean 'they' ;) ) could have got away with photos - At one shop we had a suit called 'the angel suit'... It wasn't the smallest, but any chick who could fit it, had to have the body of an angel :P

I'm not sure it would be appropriate to post photos of past customers here - so here's one of me 'on the job':
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Chuck: Wetsuits look great on fit chicks, but this photo is 7 years old - After the last 5 years behind a desk it would take a large tub of grease and a 6 foot shoe horn to get me in that suit now...would not be a pretty sight :lol:
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#15 Post by Dougan »

Steve: I just googled 'Cheryl Cole in a wetsuit'...but alas...nothing :bad:

However there was this picture of another British princess...our Kelly :good:
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#16 Post by Chuck »

A dry suit is not an option, unless you like constriction and claustrophobia
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#17 Post by ovenpaa »

Squirrel, Who is Kelly?
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#18 Post by Dougan »

Chuck wrote:A dry suit is not an option, unless you like constriction and claustrophobia
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#19 Post by Dougan »

ovenpaa wrote:Squirrel, Who is Kelly?
Who is Kelly? :shock: - Kelly Brook! (I think she's better than Chezza...but don't tell Steve :shifty: )
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#20 Post by Chuck »

dougan, yes mate that's me a couple of years back diving on the Gareloch submarine base (disused)...Not as nice as diving in warmer waters in a wet suit and decent viz for sure.
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