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mowdy wrote:

Sim G wrote:

saddler wrote: Worked match-days at Sunderland for about 18 years.

Filthy, dirty Mackem savage!!!

Toon, toon, toon, everyone gan why aye, why aye!

bigteeth

Oh dear, someone left the door of the pen unlocked...

Can someone explain this Mackem malarky to me?
What is a Mackem?

Its OK, googled it.

Gazza wrote:Can someone explain this Mackem malarky to me?
What is a Mackem?

They eat their first born....

Gazza wrote:Can someone explain this Mackem malarky to me?
What is a Mackem?

They share many similarities to rabies victims in that they froth at the mouth for no apparent reason and they're phobic of water (well washing anyway).

Blackstuff wrote:

Gazza wrote:Can someone explain this Mackem malarky to me?
What is a Mackem?

They share many similarities to rabies victims in that they froth at the mouth for no apparent reason and they're phobic of water (well washing anyway).

Has Ch-le-St moved off the River Wear?

saddler wrote:

Blackstuff wrote:

Gazza wrote:Can someone explain this Mackem malarky to me?
What is a Mackem?

They share many similarities to rabies victims in that they froth at the mouth for no apparent reason and they're phobic of water (well washing anyway).

Has Ch-le-St moved off the River Wear?

We're Cestrians darling. Geordies and Mackems don't existing in Co. Durham, the peasants that they are!

Gazza wrote:Can someone explain this Mackem malarky to me?
What is a Mackem?

Mackem = Peter Squires, but without the IQ.

Even the Welsh look down on Mackems.

Blackstuff wrote: We're Cestrians darling. Geordies and Mackems don't existing in Co. Durham, the peasants that they are!

You're South of the Tyne, Mark, you might as well be French...

Sim G wrote:

Blackstuff wrote: We're Cestrians darling. Geordies and Mackems don't existing in Co. Durham, the peasants that they are!

You're South of the Tyne, Mark, you might as well be French...

Pre-1973? & the boundary changes, Mackemshire WAS Co. Durham...hence why Sand-dancers all supported Sunderland, but North of the Tyne they were all bed wetting Nancy boys & favoured the Magpies. Added proof of this can be that the further North you stray the more extreme the perversion: wimminz skirtz as national "costume " & even stranger football antics.

Cestrians? Aye, the first & fourth letters are bang on...plus the last time owt of note happened there WAS the Romans turning up to sort out the riff raff & show them what baths & toilets are. A lesson still not grasped....

Too far South =MonkeyHangers; though I hear lass has improved now she gets that electrolysis on the NHS/PDSA & her tyre stopped falling off the tree....& SmoggyLand. Heart attack central & kiddy fiddling, of an evening.
Further South? MrsSimG haunts them shores. Dodgier than a box of cockney bullets! It's her turf....and when Greggs are shut she's often found munching an acre or three of it.